What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 07:04

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Octopussy
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Ah so!”
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-J W Pepper
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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A View to a Kill
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Dr No
-All the bad guys are black.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
From Russia With Love
Goldfinger
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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Live and Let Die
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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Moonraker
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
You Only Live Twice
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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